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Deloittes Ratings
Data has been assimilated by watching some
fairly toothless St Michael’s bowling performances over the past season. The higher
the score, the more successful that bowler is in that category. It is up to the reader to
decide if the best bowler is the one with the highest or lower overall score.
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Malcolm ‘Yougstar’ Swann |
Graham ‘Cakey’ Mayes |
Martin ‘Gilly' Baker |
Brian ‘The Bear’ Ahearn |
Matthew ‘The Duck’ Collier |
Kevin ‘Chaos’ Mason |
Ian ‘Pils’ Swann |
| How
good a throat ball |
8 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
10 |
| Potential
medallion man |
1 |
9 |
2 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
10 |
| Moaner
in defeat |
3 |
10 |
1 |
10 |
7 |
9 |
10 |
| Quality
of music hummed when fielding |
4 |
7 |
10 |
0 |
9 |
0 |
2 |
| Disco
dancing skills |
1 |
10 |
6 |
0 |
7 |
0 |
9 |
| Silly
haircut |
3 |
10 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
10 |
8 |
| Ability
to consume beer after the match |
0 |
0 |
10 |
6 |
9 |
1 |
10 |
| One
of the boys |
4 |
9 |
9 |
3 |
9 |
2 |
10 |
| How
injury prone |
2 |
9 |
10 |
4 |
3 |
10 |
1 |
| Ability
to get a round in |
6 |
1 |
0 |
4 |
8 |
1 |
9 |
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32 |
71 |
59 |
45 |
56 |
35 |
79 |
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